I found a big chunk of blond hair cleverly hidden in the garbage can in my bathroom and went looking for some answers...
Me: Booga, did you cut your hair?
Booga: No....Pause.....Devin did.
Me: Devin, did you cut Booga's hair?
Devin: Yes.
Me: Why?
Devin: Because the front was longer than the back, I just fixed it.